Acute Irritant

May I borrow you washing machine? An invisible explosive banged my head. Hold a jiffy.. Did I hear it right? Don't you think that's a little too much? A little.. TOO MUUUCH!! Our dirty sheets are mounting. Well it's your dilemma, not mine. I seldom use that laundry equipment.. And it's a gift from my sister. Do you know its proper usage? I'm always hesitant to lend my valuable belongings. For all I know.. they are undeniably careless. I haven't said yes.. why did someone appear like a wild mushroom on my doorway? I'm here to get it. WTF?! Did I tell you so? I told them to come over to do the washing here. They're just borrowing from me.. how could they agree with their chosen option? Big-faced. Are you trying to spin my head? Who's really the borrower? your sister, or your mom? Mrs. Obama's clothes are prohibited, let me remind you.

Dann just came home now. He has something for me. Let me check.. Oh, bread and grapes. It's actually from Lady Barack. Alright.. I'm shutting up. Hihi.